movies have stupid plots
Mr. McNamara (my drama lit teacher) was at an audition with Suzy Glicksman and she told him she was looking for a NOCCA student that auditioned for her for a lifetime movie. And he told her that he taught there, so he went home and called me, because I was the one she wanted. She even knew my name, so I called her up and she said she wanted to give me a script and have me read for Miles. So I went in today and got me the sides. I'm going in tommorow for the audition. Well turns out Miles looks like a lead in this "Fun Teen Summer Horror Flick" which I assume is called something like "Vampire Bats". Well what's it about you may ask? He's an overview. This plastics company is dumping toxic waste into a lake and deer are drinking from it. The vampire bats have migrated north from mexico (or somewhere) because human deforestazation (however you spell it) has caused the vampire bats to migrate north to us. Not finding any goats they drink from the deer which are drinking from the toxic water, thereby causing the bats to violently mutate and get like 8 fangs and attack humans and what not. I don't think I die because apparently sweaters protect you from them...